Thot Knight

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Thots can no longer hide in the night.


Advised to be worn under Flannel Tops for maximum effectiveness.


Printed on Next Level Apparel T-Shirts with an Athletic Fit (They make your arms look huge)

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  • 5
    Excellent Purchase

    Posted by Beau on 4th May 2018

    Comfortable material. Form Fitting. Well worth it.

    Adds approximately 2.3" to your arms as well.

  • 5
    The shirt you're body deserves and the one it needs right now

    Posted by Pavlos on 24th Apr 2018

    Really comfortable and scares away all the THOTs so I can dye alone in peace.

  • 5
    Thot Knight

    Posted by Unknown on 24th Mar 2018

    Love the T-shirt its a good way to tell others you're afraid of girls but definitely not afraid of guns. Its also really soft and hugs your arms making them look bigger. if it doesn't you should probably hit the gym

  • 5
    New Favorite Shirt!

    Posted by Chris on 9th Feb 2018

    This is the perfect shirt for cleaning your guns while hiding from girls in your mom’s basement. Also essential gear for killing Skinwalkers. I can’t wait to see what designs Mike and Alonso come up with in the future!

  • 5
    Oh Yes! I will buy more products from Alonso

    Posted by Grim_Magic_7 on 26th Jan 2018

    Received my THOT Knight shirt today and it is everything I imagined and more, high quality graphics, materials are perfect, and fits great! My next purchase will be the EMISSARY GUN BELT. Thank you again for the great craftsmanship!

  • 5
    Best. Shirt. Ever.

    Posted by t3wolfman on 23rd Jan 2018

    It may have taken a while for my shirt to arrive but perfection cannot be rushed. I got my shirt in the mail with the pictures of dead commies that I requested (they were out of the hadji scalps). I put on my soft, supple, beautiful Thot Knight shirt and immediately felt my cock grow 3 inches. I kept the shirt on for a while until it was the evening. I walked outside and noticed that I now had the ability to see completely in the dark. This shirt gave me bio-NVGs - remarkable.

  • 5
    My arms look bigger than Bane

    Posted by Tom on 9th Jan 2018

    I'm wearing an XL a 5'11" 220 lbs. Nice cotton material and the graphic seems well printed.

  • 5

    Posted by Luis Pita on 5th Jan 2018

    I received this shirt in extra small because naturally I'm small framed. This shirt fit perfectly and you can defenitely tell it's a higher quality shirt. I'm updating my wardrobe so I have things to wear when it's pew time and this is number one go to shirt. Awesome job fellas!

  • 5
    Thot Knight

    Posted by Jon on 20th Dec 2017

    I love the Dark Knight Rises and pretending I operate. Good quality and fits great I could see me coming back.